I was assured by the Faery that no princesses were harmed during the making of this... well, I'm still not sure what it is.
Despair over losing her glass slipper?
Kinky activities gone astray?
I was also cheerily informed, following my concerned enquiries, that Cinderella was most indeed happy to be dangling as she was.
What I would give to understand what goes through a four-year-old's mind...