I was assured by the Faery that no princesses were harmed during the making of this... well, I'm still not sure what it is.
Despair over losing her glass slipper?
Bungee-jumping?
Kinky activities gone astray?
I was also cheerily informed, following my concerned enquiries, that Cinderella was most indeed happy to be dangling as she was.
What I would give to understand what goes through a four-year-old's mind...